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Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Zeitoun

pronounced "Zay-toon"


I just finished a really good book by Dave Eggers  called Zeitoun. In a nutshell, Zeitoun is a nonfiction book that documents firsthand the experiences of suffering through Hurricane Katrina and the difficulties of being a Muslim in post-9/11 America.
Here are two passages from the book showing why you should read Zeitoun
Later, after kissing Zachary goodnight, Kathy lay down in Nademah’s bed and the girls arranged themselves around her, a mess of overlapping limbs and pillows.
“Who wants to start?” Kathy asked. 
Safiya began a story about Pokémon. The stories, which the girls told collaboratively, were often about Pokémon. After Aisha introduced the protagonist, Safiya provided the setting and central conflict, and Nademah took it from there. They continued, taking turns advancing the plot, until Aisha was alseep and Nademah and Safiya were drifting off. Kathy looked up to find Zeitoun in the doorway, leaning against the frame, watching them all. He did this often, just watching, taking it all in. The scene was almost too much, too beautiful. It was enough to burst a man’s heart wide open. (Eggers 49)
This passage brought me back to the night when I slept over with all of my cousins at their house in San Francisco. It honestly couldn’t have been that long ago, maybe five years ago, and after some solid ice cream eating, nerf gun shooting and games of sardines everyone went to bed. It being a cousin sleepover, we all were sleeping in the same room and no one went to bed right away. 
My cousins and I played the exact same game as Safiya, Aisha and Nademah did, except we substituted disgusting stories of explosive diarrhea and pee-filled rivers for tales about Pokémon. My uncle and aunt played with us too, until eventually we petered out and everyone fell asleep. 
Eggers’s writing in this passage recalled a flood of heart-warming memories and his ability to make me empathize made Abdulrahman Zeitoun’s struggles that much more meaningful. I also really like the writing in the last two sentences of the paragraph; Eggers does a good job of concision. 

Next passage:
In the end, Zeitoun spent ten years as a sailor. Aboard a ship called the Star Castor he saw the Persian Gulf, Japan, Australia, and Baltimore. Aboard the Capitan Elias, he saw Holland and Norway. He saw herds of humpbacks, breaching grey whales, schools of dolphins leading the ships to port. He saw the aurora borealis, meteor showers over tumbling black waves, night skies so clear the stars seemed within reach, hung from a ceiling by fishing wire. He served on the Nitsa, the Andromeda, he sailed all the way until 1988, when he landed in Houston and decided to explore inland. That brought him to Baton Rouge, and Baton Rouge brought him to Kathy, and Kathy brought him to Zachary and Nademah and Safiya and Aisha. (146)
This passage is an example of descriptive writing at its finest. Dave Eggers employs repetition, “he saw,” to emphasize the broad scope of his travels and elevates his already amazing nautical adventures to a surreal level. 
My favorite phrase is “meteor showers over tumbling black waves.” Eggers’s description in the middle of the passage reminds me of Tobias Wolff’s writing style. Wolff is one of my favorite authors and part of the reason why his writing is exceptional is that his descriptive writing is very “in the moment,” just like Eggers’s. 
Eggers again uses repetition in his writing to convey a sense of destiny. His repeated use of the word “and,” in the last sentence, suggests that Zeitoun’s nights on the open sea were not aimless and wandering but that he was on a predestined path towards his wife and beloved kids. 

Sunday, November 14, 2010

10 Reasons Why Fantasy Football is the Greatest

The annual draft. 
1. The draft

The fantasy football draft is probably the single most fun day in the fantasy season. Everyone gathers at a friend's house before the season starts to draft their team. We all pressure Pete Foster to host the draft, and he reluctantly agrees (Pete, you know you like hosting) to have us all over. There's pizza, sodas, fantasy cheat sheets, ping-pong and touch football aplenty. And if you do an online draft then you're lame, because they suck.

2. Mock drafts

Not really, though. Mock drafts are when you do a pretend draft with other strangers online to prepare yourself for the "real" fantasy draft. That's kind of ironic.

This is the first year I've done mock drafts because before I always thought they were unnecessary and time consuming. And they are. You stare at your computer screen as faceless strangers discuss their various fantasy strategies and imply how they are the next Matthew Berry. But I'll admit that I stayed up until about 12:30 the night before the draft doing three mock drafts.

Arian Foster, the reason why I am still alive in fantasy this year. 

3. The sleeper pick that busts out

Anyone can draft Adrian Peterson and watch him put up big week after big week (Wade and Kyle!). It's not difficult to know that Aaron Rodgers was going to be money. It's so satisfactory though to have scouted an under the radar fella, draft him and then have him bust out for you. Arian Foster has been that guy for me this year; I took him in the 5th round and he is the #1 fantasy RB this season.

4. Dominating your friends / Smack talk

I lump these two together because they go hand in hand as the best reasons to play fantasy football. Your friends may be cooler, smarter, better looking or more athletic than you, but if you're fantasy team scrapes that's a legitimate claim to fame. And when you blow them out in your match-up the smack talk the next day at school is so nice. I think fantasy football is similar to ping-pong in this regard. If you take a step back to ponder, you realize that they're kind of stupid, are pointlessly time-consuming and don't prove anything, but to guys, both are very important in the alpha male culture.

5. Sausage fest central

Fantasy football is nice, too, because it is mostly a dudes-only activity. Just a lot of good guys sharing a common interest with bewildered girls puzzling over why we find fantasy football remotely interesting. And that's totally fine with me.

Child please! Chad Ochocinco appeared in the premiere of the second season of The League. 

6. The League 


To prove that fantasy football is not just a nerdy guy thing, I give you The League. The League is a comedy tv show that is based around guys and their hyper-competitive fantasy football league. It's really funny, very inappropriate, and is on FX on Thursdays at 7:30.

7. Wasted time

The time I waste each week on fantasy football is funny.

Mon: Repeatedly check our league's scoreboard to check on who won and who lost. Watch the Monday night game if players on my team are playing. (10 min.)

Tue: Evaluate last week's performance and scour the internet for this week's pick-ups. Spend way too much time obsessing over pretty scrubby bye week fill-ins like James Jones and Danny Woodhead. Make claims on players on waivers. (30 min.)

Wed: Check to see if I got the players I claimed. Add anyone else that I was interested in. Change roster.  (5 min.)

Thu-Sat: While I'm bored and on the Internet, check my fantasy team. Read any "breaking news" on the health of Andre Johnson's ankle. Check out my team's scoring projections and make any last minute roster adjustments (10 min.)

Sun: Game time baby. Every half an hour or so while I take breaks from homework, check my fantasy league's scoreboard and see how my team is doing. Berate Reggie Wayne for not having scored a TD since Week 4 and hope upon hope that this is the week that my scrub tight end Tony Moeaki decides to bust out. Hang out in the family room and watch Red Zone HD. Check fantasy scoring updates that get texted to my phone. Watch the Sunday night football game and continue to fret over my team. Check the fantasy thread on facebook. (2.5 hrs)

Altogether about 3.5 hours each week spent on fantasy football. That's time well spent right there.

8. The cash

Our league's unoffical motto is "We don't f*** around." This is demonstrated by our hefty entrance fee. It's $35/person and multiply that by 12 teams is $420 in the pot. The winner takes home about $300. A man's gotta make his living in this tough economy, and if it's by fantasy football, so be it.

9. Arian Foster, Brandon Lloyd, Peyton Hillis, Kyle Orton and Terrell Owens. 

Enough said.

Scrubville central aka Matthew Berry aka The Talented Mr. Roto. Honestly, who gives themself their own nickname?

10. Matthew Berry

Haha, sike! He sucks and thinks he's a huge deal but for some reason I always read his stuff.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Cam Meekins


Download Cam Meekins Day Off here. 

Download Dancing With the Stars here. 

I'm obsessed with Cam Meekins right now.

He's this white, teenage rapper who grew up in Wellesley, Massachusetts. What I like so much about him is that his music is really smooth and isn't as obnoxious as most hip-hop and rap. I'm more of a smooth music sort of guy and his beats are tight and pretty relaxing. He doesn't sing about typical rap stuff like how much he gets, how rich he is, how high he gets or how he's from the hood. I respect that.  And I also like how he seems like just a normal guy, because he kind of is.

Paying my dues to the Will Petit Swagger Blog and Colum Coyne. They knew about him before I did. And check out Super Tracks, too. It's a hella dope music website by Mac Osborne. and Kyle Hutchinson

Here are my favorite songs by Cam Meekins.

"Shoot Your Love" (on the albums Dancing With the Stars and Cam Meekins Day Off): My favorite song by Cam Meekins, hands down. It's really calming, has a sweet beat and a real nice, non-obnoxious cowbell in the song. (on iTunes)

"Just Like You" (Cam Meekins Day Off): I first heard of Cam Meekins when my sister showed me this song. It's more of a chick song since he's singing about his ideal girl but the beat is really smooth. (on iTunes)

"On My Own" (Dancing With the Stars): This song is really growing on me. It's a slow song and is kind of sad but is amazing. Plus it has this real nice jazz sax part at the end of the song.

"Fast Lane" featuring Chris Webby (Cam Meekins Day Off): This song kind of has a Lupe Fiasco feel to it.

"Taken Off" (Cam Meekins Day Off): Singing about his career taking off. (on iTunes)

"Lost" (Dancing With the Stars): Really cool chorus.

"I'm Just Me" (Dancing With the Stars): Same beat as Travie McCoy's (feat. Bruno Mars) song, "Billionaire." Just better, more chill and less annoying. (on iTunes)

Cam Meekins also takes a lot of beats from popular songs to make his own songs. Here are the names of the songs and the original song it's from:

"I'm Just Me": "Billionaire" by Travie McCoy feat. Bruno Mars
"Teach Me How to Dougie Remix": "Teach Me How to Dougie" by Cali Swag District
"What I Got Remix": "What I Got" by Sublime
"Make Em Say": "Make Her Say" by Kid Cudi ft. Kanye West and Common
"Still Cam": "Still D.R.E" by Dr. Dre feat. Snoop Dogg

Broin it up.